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I’m surprised someone hasn’t already created this: a Hippy HMO. You’ve broken your arm, and show up at the Hippy HMO. The highly trained staff springs into action. First they… Read more »
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A Mystery House
I’ve been haunting the real estate ads lately, looking for the right opportunity to move closer into town. And one house in particular has caught my eye, but… there are… Read more »
Cooler Heads Prevail
Yesterday, I was happily biking, enjoying a gorgeous sunny day. I was on a surface street with light traffic, rolling in the curbside bike lane. I heard a vehicle approach… Read more »
Memorial Day weekend!
Memorial Day weekend in Sunriver, wherein I am reminded that it does not suck being me. Twenty miles of trail riding past Benham Falls and Dillon Falls. “It’s hard when… Read more »
The Inflatability of the Pope!
I was talking to one of the girls and she shared with me a joke one of her friends made, about how the Catholic church might deflect some of the… Read more »
The hair curtain dragging in my mouth
Since college (the first time), I’ve kept some combination of beard and mustache. I’ve also been fairly diligent about keeping it tidy. The beard is groomed short, almost stubble length,… Read more »
Oooh baby, check out my local maximum!
My nakedness is a sinusoidal function. Sorta. Every day, I start and finish the day with the same maximum value of nakedness. But the minimal values of nakedness each day… Read more »
Phlegm Violins against Wimmin
This term, I’m taking a class in American Cinema, and the teacher has an unusual way of taking attendance. At the end of each class, he has each student take… Read more »
Motley Fool blows it
Today, Motley Fool posted an article stating that companies should pay stock dividends. Referring specifically to Steve Jobs’ stated position of not paying dividends on shares of Apple (NASDAQ symbol… Read more »
“… and this is your brain on mathematics!”
Last weekend, I joined a group ride and ended up chatting with one of my fellow riders. It turns out she’s going back to school for a degree in Environmental… Read more »