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I was just telling someone about the time I took a girl to a porn movie for a first date. “Yeah, umm, she has since moved out of the state.”… Read more »

I’ll be there around 7, shooting pool. If you’re bored, you should come too!

Is there a more recursive exercise than thinking about the nature of consciousness? My emotions have been swinging about pretty dramatically lately, which has started me thinking about emotions in… Read more »

She said to me, “I thought you’d join me in the shower. Instead, I find you washing my dishes. I’m not sure which is sexier.”

This sign, from a corporate bathroom to be named at a later date, amuses me. Note: Using your camera in a public restroom is a dangerous activity, and should be… Read more »

Doing all your Christmas shopping online is old news; people have been doing that for a while now. But this year, I’ve come up on a new twist. I’m going… Read more »

My candle burns at both ends;    It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends–    It gives a lovely light! Life has been moving pretty… Read more »