Christmas Shopping!

Doing all your Christmas shopping online is old news; people have been doing that for a while now. But this year, I’ve come up on a new twist.

I’m going to buy people gifts based on the spam I’m receiving this week! Based on today’s batch of spam, I’m going to be giving a lot of fake Rolex watches, V1agra, and some cream that promises to make you thicker and longer. Some loved ones will be receiving some penny stocks, while others will get a new rate on their mortgage!