You know those annoying silicon “livestrong” bracelets? There are a thousand variations on them these days. I’m going to propose yet another set. I want a full set of bracelets in colors and with text that match the Department of Homeland Security (long liebe mein Fatherland) terror alert chart!
Come on, don’t you want an orange bracelet that says “HIGH”? Or maybe “ELEVATED”?
The marketplace so very clearly needs this.
I’ll take ‘HIGH’.
oh wait…