I’m excited about going to a Twin Peaks-inspired burlesque show tonight, but I confess that I don’t really know what to expect.
Will there be a dancer who comes out wearing a brown cardigan and carrying a log in her arms? Will there be a dwarf performer who snaps her fingers and talks backwards while stripping? Will there be a blond dancer with very pale makeup and wearing a wrap of plastic sheeting?
The mind fairly boggles. But I am so there.