Today I heard two women deriding some poor guy for going through a “mid-life crisis”. I took the opportunity to offer them both some (unsolicited) insight into this phenomenon. Let’s be absolutely clear about this, it has nothing to do with being middle aged. Men always want a hot little red sports car. They wanted it as a young lad, they wanted in as a young man, and they want it in middle age. That just happens to be when they can actually afford it! It should be called a “positive cash flow crisis”. If we could have gotten the cute little blond trophy wife at age 20, we would have, honest.
Hmm, “hot little red sports car”. “cute little blond trophy wife”. I suppose the ideal would be a hot little sports car with breasts. On the other hand, I’ve tried a cute little girlfriend who had twin exhausts, and that didn’t work out at all. *cough*
I think the crisis is how silly middle-age men often look with these spoils of victory, not the basic and eternal desire. 😉
I want a hot little sports car. I’m not so sure about red tho.
hi, noticed you added me to your friends list. was curious if i know you on the outside, since you’re local.
argh. man, being a brunette, i know its true regarding most guys wanting the “blond trophy wife” and for that reason, I HATE THEM. haha. not really, well…a little.
my main comfort regarding the “blond trophy wife” is that they generally get more wrinkles then brunette/ethnic chicks like me…that makes me happy. their beauty will only last so long, and i’ll be laughing when its gone! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! is that evil?
Evil?
It might be evil, but what’s so wrong with that? You say “evil” as if it’s a bad thing. :->
Re: Evil?
heehee.