I’m being profiled, dammit!

At my local post office, there is a big poster warning about identity theft.

The picture is of some woman’s driver’s license, and someone is applying over the woman’s photo a new photo of some man.
Said man, of course, has a shaved head and a goatee.
I’m being profiled, dammit.

And please, like I’d bother stealing someone’s driver’s license.
Now, rooting their computer, that’s another issue altogether.