At my local post office, there is a big poster warning about identity theft.
The picture is of some woman’s driver’s license, and someone is applying over the woman’s photo a new photo of some man.
Said man, of course, has a shaved head and a goatee.
I’m being profiled, dammit.
And please, like I’d bother stealing someone’s driver’s license.
Now, rooting their computer, that’s another issue altogether.
if I was stealing somebody’s drivers license and doctoring it up, I sure as hell wouldn’t use my “devious face” for the photo.
Easy for you to say! You still have the sweet innocent face of youth. Some of us only have a devious face.
Or maybe it’s just that I’m always devious. Either way…
are they trying to say that sexy men everywhere aren’t to be trusted?!
The weirdest thing is, that guy is the spittin’ image of the VP of IT&S Service Management at my company. The spittin’ image, I tell you!
has he stolen your identity at all?
How about your stapler?
The new face of fear
Interesting. Typically when a criminal-type needs to be implied, a person of color is used. But, if you want to avoid that cliche for obvious reasons, a bald-headed honky with a goatee will do the trick.
but I thought…
you liked the way shaving your head made you look so tough! (giggle)