Last night, I took a girl out to hear a lecture about e coli; what it is, how it spreads, what it can do to you, how to minimize the risks. Do I know how to show a girl a good time, or what?
Last night, I took a girl out to hear a lecture about e coli; what it is, how it spreads, what it can do to you, how to minimize the risks. Do I know how to show a girl a good time, or what?
Organic spinach from Whole Foods is safer than conventional spinach from the farmers’ market because it eliminates the half-life of e.coli, right? 🙂
The most important thing I learned was “Don’t eat poop. Wash your hands.”
First thing that popped into my mind: was dinner before or after the lecture?
This may make you boggle, but… during.
Hahah, hilarious. Sounds like the book I bought for “pleasure” reading during my semester break “GERMS: Biological Weapons and America’s Secret War”. The first two chapters are about the Rajneesh cult in Eastern Oregon back in the 80’s and the ecoli outbreak that they caused.
Aside from ecoli, eating poop is a good way to get Hep A. 😉 I don’t recommend it for either reason!
With Hep A and e coli both, presumably eating your own poop would be entirely benign. To paraphrase Sarte, “Infection is other people.”
Gahh! How do I get onto these topics? Lest any stranger get the wrong idea reading this, I am not a fecophile. Honest! Hmm, or maybe that should be copraphile.
That I even know such words isn’t exactly helping my case, is it? Sigh.
Right, your own anything is not the issue. Its everyone else’s. Hence the rule: “if its wet and not yours” (when to don gloves!) 😉
Or a coprophage, either, I bet.
Hot. Totally hot.
Reminds me of a line from that old movie I saw last week: “…and women who need weird excitement.”