{"id":897,"date":"2009-11-25T16:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T22:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=897"},"modified":"2009-11-25T16:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T22:55:00","slug":"dear-sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=897","title":{"rendered":"Dear Sir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To the driver of the dusty red, ragged-out pick-up truck that honked at me, swerved around me, then ran through a stop light as I was pedaling east up SE Hawthorne at 4:30 today: that truck makes your dick look small.<\/p>\n<p>Love, <\/p>\n<p>me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the driver of the dusty red, ragged-out pick-up truck that honked at me, swerved around me, then ran through a stop light as I was pedaling east up SE&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=897\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-biking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}