{"id":814,"date":"2009-07-16T09:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T15:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=814"},"modified":"2009-07-16T09:06:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-16T15:06:00","slug":"fail-point-by-point","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=814","title":{"rendered":"Fail, point by point"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, I&#8217;m becoming one of <b>those<\/b> bicyclists. <\/p>\n<p>Last night I showed up for a little neighborhood ride sponsored by the city of Portland. It was hugely far away from me at 6:00 pm, so I had to throw bikes on the car and zoom across town in rush hour traffic. The ride started with a 15 minute review of bicycle hand signals &#8220;Now who can show me the hand signal for a right turn? That&#8217;s right, there are two signals you can use!&#8221;, the ride was far too slow (an hour and a half to go 7.5 miles?!), and too short (I&#8217;m sayin&#8217;, seven and a half miles!). I do love me some group rides, but apparently I&#8217;ve become enough of a demanding bike snob that I need to start getting more picky about which ones I attend.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, there&#8217;s some fun biking coming up that will make up for it. Freakbike ride Friday night, Sunday parkways, and some assorted bombing around town in between. Oh yeah, and I did Mt Tabor again a couple of days ago and didn&#8217;t feel like my heart was going to burst out of my chest. Improvement, woo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, I&#8217;m becoming one of those bicyclists. Last night I showed up for a little neighborhood ride sponsored by the city of Portland. It was hugely far away from me&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=814\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-biking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}