{"id":648,"date":"2009-01-07T06:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T12:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=648"},"modified":"2009-01-07T06:25:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-07T12:25:00","slug":"648","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=648","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t usually remember my dreams these days, but last night was a notable exception.<\/p>\n

How about the dream where I bumped into friends while standing in line at a local house of prostitution? (Heya, Oznoid!)<\/p>\n

Or the hard core drag race through the back roads of the Santa Cruz Mountains? (Sorry about your car, Jess.)<\/p>\n

Or the girl who was making a little extra tuition money by gambling on her ability to identify different types of clouds? (Successfully. Well done, mags.)<\/p>\n

Or when I buried four bodies in the plot of dirt under a queen bed? I had to do a lot of work rearranging them to get all four to fit.<\/p>\n

I wish I knew what to credit such recall to. Perhaps the extraordinary east winds last night. At times, I thought the house was going to blow over!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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