{"id":640,"date":"2008-12-28T12:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-28T18:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=640"},"modified":"2008-12-28T12:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-28T18:13:00","slug":"640","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=640","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night, the conversation turned to the eventual graduation of magn0lia<\/a> from chiro school.
\n“You’ll be laying on hands! Like an atheist faith healer.”
\n“A faithless healer? A lack-of-faith healer?”
\nPantomiming a palm-push delivered to someone’s forehead, “Superstition, I cast thee out!”
\n“Believe in the scientific method and walk again<\/b>!”
\n“When you die, there’s just nothingness!”<\/p>\n

Okay, so maybe it got a little silly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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