{"id":549,"date":"2008-09-30T07:43:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T13:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=549"},"modified":"2008-09-30T07:43:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T13:43:00","slug":"observations-made-while-staring-at-gray-hairs-in-the-mirror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=549","title":{"rendered":"Observations made while staring at gray hairs in the mirror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The way I figure it, on the day you notice the Playboy centerfold is younger than you, you&#8217;re officially an adult.<\/p>\n<p>On the day you notice the president of the United States is younger than you, you&#8217;re officially an old man.<\/p>\n<p>Barack is 48 years old. *whew* I&#8217;m safe for another four years. Maybe eight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The way I figure it, on the day you notice the Playboy centerfold is younger than you, you&#8217;re officially an adult. On the day you notice the president of the&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=549\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}