{"id":489,"date":"2008-08-07T10:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-07T16:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=489"},"modified":"2008-08-07T10:16:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-07T16:16:00","slug":"seditious-marketing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=489","title":{"rendered":"Seditious marketing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know those annoying silicon &#8220;livestrong&#8221; bracelets? There are a thousand variations on them these days. I&#8217;m going to propose yet another set. I want a full set of bracelets in colors and with text that match the Department of Homeland Security (long liebe mein Fatherland) terror alert chart!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.terror-alert.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh5.ggpht.com\/brauhze\/SJsuaYQIBdI\/AAAAAAAABOA\/Z0sZsBduT60\/s800\/TerrorAlertChart.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Come on, don&#8217;t you want an orange bracelet that says &#8220;HIGH&#8221;? Or maybe &#8220;ELEVATED&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p align=center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/brauhze\/SJszyg-ShwI\/AAAAAAAABOc\/c1DdaS_V5Dg\/s800\/high.png\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh5.ggpht.com\/brauhze\/SJs1HfJUrqI\/AAAAAAAABPU\/62mZyB_-zuM\/s800\/elevated.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The marketplace so very clearly needs this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know those annoying silicon &#8220;livestrong&#8221; bracelets? There are a thousand variations on them these days. I&#8217;m going to propose yet another set. I want a full set of bracelets&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=489\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,51,58],"class_list":["post-489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bracelet","tag-security-theater","tag-terror-alert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}