I feel compelled to share this story, even though the people who care already know it.<\/p>\n
Melody went to the school track meet to watch The Boy run. She encountered another mom in the stands who said, “Oh, you’re Owen’s mom? I hear we’re practically in-laws!” As Melody tells it, she had to stifle a response of “Oh? Is Owen seeing someone?”<\/p>\n
When Melody told me the story, I couldn’t resist suggesting an alternative response. “You shoulda said, “Oh? Well I hear your daughter’s a slut.””<\/p>\n
Melody laughed. Because I’m hilarious that way.<\/p>\n
I later told the story to mags. Who managed to top me with the greatest of ease. “Melody should have asked her, “Oh, are you Billy’s mom?””<\/p>\n
When The Boy was later told these stories, apparently he decided his own parents aren’t so bad after all. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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