{"id":30,"date":"2003-01-04T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-05T00:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=30"},"modified":"2003-01-04T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-05T00:33:00","slug":"the-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"The children!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sigh. My nephew sent me one of those &#8220;Buy magazines through my school so we get money.&#8221; Which I would love to support, but&#8230; their list is such weak-ass magazines. I need to write back and say &#8220;How come you don&#8217;t have Cooks Illustrated on this list? Or Playboy? Or Utne Reader? Or at least Barely Legal, you know? For god&#8217;s sake, won&#8217;t someone please think of the children?!?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sigh. My nephew sent me one of those &#8220;Buy magazines through my school so we get money.&#8221; Which I would love to support, but&#8230; their list is such weak-ass magazines&#8230;. <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=30\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}