Today I heard two women deriding some poor guy for going through a “mid-life crisis”. I took the opportunity to offer them both some (unsolicited) insight into this phenomenon. Let’s be absolutely clear about this, it has nothing to do with being middle aged. Men always<\/b> want a hot little red sports car. They wanted it as a young lad, they wanted in as a young man, and they want it in middle age. That just happens to be when they can actually afford it! It should be called a “positive cash flow crisis”. If we could have gotten the cute little blond trophy wife at age 20, we would have, honest.<\/p>\n
Hmm, “hot little red sports car”. “cute little blond trophy wife”. I suppose the ideal would be a hot little sports car with breasts. On the other hand, I’ve tried a cute little girlfriend who had twin exhausts, and that didn’t work out at all. *cough*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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