{"id":223,"date":"2006-01-13T21:05:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-14T03:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=223"},"modified":"2018-04-18T22:23:07","modified_gmt":"2018-04-18T22:23:07","slug":"popping-the-kitchens-cherry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=223","title":{"rendered":"Popping the Kitchen&#8217;s Cherry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re still in the midst of unpacking, but the kitchen was assembled just enough that we could make the inaugural meal. We&#8217;re having dinner with The Neighbors, and are bringing crack enchiladas*, mexican rice, and hot &amp; sweet scalloped potatoes. So far, it feels like it&#8217;s going to be a great kitchen to work in. The drafting table that was converted into a kitchen island is a few inches higher than the usual counter top, which is a relief on my back, and features a massive drawer for a variety of kitchen tools. They all lay out so flat and orderly, it reminds me of an old Phil Hartman skit, &#8220;The Anal-Retentive Chef&#8221;. I almost want to spray paint a silhouette where each tool goes, like wrenches hung on peg board.<\/p>\n<p>* They don&#8217;t really have crack in them (no, really?); they are filled with chicken, cheese and assorted goodness. The name comes form the first time I made them, when the Chickie-Babe said, &#8220;I can&#8217;t stop eating these! What did you put in them, crack?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re still in the midst of unpacking, but the kitchen was assembled just enough that we could make the inaugural meal. We&#8217;re having dinner with The Neighbors, and are bringing&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=223\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cooking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2427,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions\/2427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}