{"id":2114,"date":"2015-04-05T17:26:22","date_gmt":"2015-04-05T17:26:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=2114"},"modified":"2015-04-05T17:26:22","modified_gmt":"2015-04-05T17:26:22","slug":"happy-ether","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=2114","title":{"rendered":"Happy Ether!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I helped stuff plastic eggs with glow sticks and hid them for a nighttime Glow-in-the-Dark Easter Egg Hunt in Laurelhurst Park, hosted by Taj.<\/p>\n<div class=\"_5pbx userContent\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\">\n<p>As I was hiding the eggs, a couple came walking down a footpath about twenty feet away. One of them called out in a dubious tone, &#8220;Are you&#8230; are you hiding glowing eggs for a nighttime Easter egg hunt?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I paused before answering with a hesitant rising inflection, &#8220;&#8230; no?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She laughed, &#8220;Yeah, I guess the glowing eggs should have been a full clue.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I told them, &#8220;If you want to join in, I think they are just getting started over at the bathhouse.&#8221; And then followed up with, &#8220;That sounded dirtier than I intended. Ooops.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After I had left and the hunters had found all (we hope all) of the eggs, Taj snuck into my backyard and hid the eggs all over the yard and deck. The view from the hottub at midnight was pretty epic.<\/p>\n<p>My life does not suck.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/egg-hunters.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2117\" src=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/egg-hunters.jpg\" alt=\"egg hunters\" width=\"960\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/egg-hunters.jpg 960w, http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/egg-hunters-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/egg-hunters-624x468.jpg 624w, http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/egg-hunters-900x675.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Bobo-eggs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2115\" src=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Bobo-eggs.jpg\" alt=\"Bobo eggs\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Bobo-eggs.jpg 720w, http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Bobo-eggs-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Bobo-eggs-624x832.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/browse-eggs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2116\" src=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/browse-eggs.jpg\" alt=\"browse eggs\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/browse-eggs.jpg 720w, http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/browse-eggs-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/browse-eggs-624x832.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I helped stuff plastic eggs with glow sticks and hid them for a nighttime Glow-in-the-Dark Easter Egg Hunt in Laurelhurst Park, hosted by Taj. 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