{"id":2026,"date":"2013-03-01T08:14:24","date_gmt":"2013-03-01T15:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=2026"},"modified":"2013-03-01T08:14:24","modified_gmt":"2013-03-01T15:14:24","slug":"bicycling-is-inherently-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=2026","title":{"rendered":"Bicycling is inherently sexy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bicycling is inherently sexy.<\/p>\n<p>This occurred to me as I was commuting home from campus this week. A cyclist was ahead of me, and I found myself mesmerized by the side-to-side rocking of their ass. Okay sure, pedestrians have asses too. But they&#8217;re often hidden under a coat or an untucked shirt, sort of flat and just\u2026 there. A bicyclist&#8217;s ass is on display. It&#8217;s lifted up, pushed back, often clad in lycra or spandex, swaying, rocking back and forth. And if they&#8217;ve been biking long, their ass probably looks pretty damn good.<\/p>\n<p>The person in the car up there? Hell, I don&#8217;t even know if they have an ass. All I can see are torso and arms. For all I know, they lost their ass in a horrible farming accident.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t even get me started on drop bars and cleavage.<\/p>\n<p>Bicyclists. Hell yeah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bicycling is inherently sexy. This occurred to me as I was commuting home from campus this week. A cyclist was ahead of me, and I found myself mesmerized by the&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=2026\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12,52],"class_list":["post-2026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-biking","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}