{"id":1994,"date":"2012-02-28T20:46:29","date_gmt":"2012-02-29T03:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=1994"},"modified":"2012-02-28T20:46:29","modified_gmt":"2012-02-29T03:46:29","slug":"hidden-treasure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=1994","title":{"rendered":"Hidden Treasure"},"content":{"rendered":"

We started a major renovation of the basement bathroom today… if you can call a complete gutting and redesign as a “renovation”. In the process of demolishing the old bathroom, we found some hidden treasure behind the sheetrock of one of the walls!<\/p>\n

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Let’s review our find!<\/p>\n

On the left is a beer can, Hamm’s, with the tell-tale signs that it has been used as a tool for smoking cannabis. Shocking!<\/p>\n

On the right is a paperback book titled “Drugged Nurse”, by Howard Sherman, copyright 1968. Allow me to quote from this bit of literature.<\/p>\n

“I’d love to hear it from you, baby,” he smiled, sucking on her right nipple.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I will leave it to the reader to figure out how someone simultaneously speaks, smiles, and sucks on a nipple. Obviously Mr Sherman was deprived of the services of a proper editor.<\/p>\n

Stranger still, the owner of the purple prose signed his name inside the front cover! Who does that?! Rest assured, I will be googling this fine fellow. Expect a follow-up post if that yields anything interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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