{"id":1900,"date":"2011-11-11T08:14:29","date_gmt":"2011-11-11T15:14:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=1900"},"modified":"2011-11-11T08:14:29","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T15:14:29","slug":"thats-a-damn-fine-cup-of-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=1900","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s a damn fine cup of coffee!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m excited about going to a Twin Peaks-inspired burlesque show tonight, but I confess that I don&#8217;t really know what to expect.<\/p>\n<p>Will there be a dancer who comes out wearing a brown cardigan and carrying a log in her arms? Will there be a dwarf performer who snaps her fingers and talks backwards while stripping? Will there be a blond dancer with very pale makeup and wearing a wrap of plastic sheeting?<\/p>\n<p>The mind fairly boggles. But I am <strong>so<\/strong> there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m excited about going to a Twin Peaks-inspired burlesque show tonight, but I confess that I don&#8217;t really know what to expect. Will there be a dancer who comes out&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=1900\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}