{"id":163,"date":"2007-06-15T13:05:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-15T19:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=163"},"modified":"2007-06-15T13:05:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-15T19:05:00","slug":"tales-from-the-field","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=163","title":{"rendered":"Tales from the field"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This has been an interesting week on the road for business.<\/p>\n<p>1.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s an annual industry conference that is big for the company. I skipped it last year, and in hindsight, thought that was a big mistake. As a remote employee, it just seemed like an essential opportunity to get &#8220;face time&#8221; with all of my co-workers and collaborators, so I decided to make it a priority to attend the conference this year.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I&#8217;ve seen fewer people this visit than on any previous one. No one is in the office. It&#8217;s hard getting a response to emails, and everyone is frantically trying to prepare for various presentations. I&#8217;ve gotten some value from the conference itself, but I&#8217;m not so sure I&#8217;ll make an effort to attend next year.<\/p>\n<p>2.<br \/>\nThe conference is about an hour&#8217;s drive away from where I usually stay while I&#8217;m in town. No big deal, I know the area really well, and have a good sense for how to avoid the worst of the traffic. However, I had a panicked moment when I was walking from the parking garage to the conference and suddenly realized I had left my room without my wallet. Yikes! I almost never do that. I do some fast calculations, &#8220;Okay, will I really need any money this afternoon? I have my conference badge, I don&#8217;t have to get anything to eat, is this really that big a deal?&#8221; when it suddenly occurs to me&#8230; the parking garage. Crap! How was I going to pay to get out of the parking garage? #$%^&#038; Worst case, maybe I could find a work pal at the conference and borrow some money from them. How embarrassing. And then I remember the collection of crisp $2 bills I have in my computer bag, for playing with dollar bill origami. Whew! Thank goodness for that little hobby\/fetish.<\/p>\n<p>3.<br \/>\nWhile I&#8217;m in town, I caught up with a dear friend of mine, a former employee at the company. I loaned him something for the afternoon and evening, and didn&#8217;t have a firm solution for how he would get it back to me the next day. That night, I got an SMS that he was leaving it at the concierge desk at a hotel very near the conference. Cool, that will work. So I came into town today and walked over to the hotel. I found the concierge desk and asked if they had a package for me, and he produces a sealed manila envelope with my name on it. Great! I take the envelope, thank him, and start making my way to the conference. As I&#8217;m walking down the busy urban downtown streets, I tear open the envelope and slide the contents into my hand. There is what I loaned, and another envelope that says &#8220;Thanks!&#8221; on it. Curious, I tear open the second envelope. And out came a small&#8230; err, umm.. &#8220;gift&#8221;. And accompanying rolling papers. I swiftly bounced back and forth between amusement, instant paranoia. I stowed the gift away and realized I would have to tell the friend&#8230; I have never used rolling papers in my life. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>A hell of a trip, but I&#8217;m ready to be back home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This has been an interesting week on the road for business. 1. There&#8217;s an annual industry conference that is big for the company. 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