{"id":146,"date":"2006-11-22T08:22:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T14:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?p=146"},"modified":"2006-11-22T08:22:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-22T14:22:00","slug":"eff-bee-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=146","title":{"rendered":"Eff Bee Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, the girl finally had a break from mid-terms at chiro school, so we watched a bit of DVD. As it so happens, we popped in an episode of X-Files and got reacquainted with the characters. We both snickered at a dramatic scene of St. Scully demanding &#8220;Do it, or I&#8217;ll do it myself! I&#8217;m a doctor!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And then it hit me! I turned to the girl, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got it; here&#8217;s your career path! You&#8217;ll graduate as a doctor of chiropractic, and then just like your idol, Agent Scully, you&#8217;ll go straight from med school into the FBI academy.&#8221; She snorted derisively (apparently I provide her with considerable opportunity to do so) and said &#8220;I don&#8217;t see that happening.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Undaunted, I pressed on. &#8220;No, no, it&#8217;ll work! I can see it now!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m working on updating the profile for serial killers. Did you know 73% of all serial killers have subluxation in the cervical vertebra?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;The woman you&#8217;re looking for has a left leg that&#8217;s 1\/8th of an inch shorter than her right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;I want to put an APB out on this suspect. His left shoulder is elevated 1\/2 of an inch, his left arm exhibits external rotation and he is subject to anterior pelvis tilt. What? His hair color? I didn&#8217;t notice.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She laughed. At me or with me, I&#8217;m never really sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, the girl finally had a break from mid-terms at chiro school, so we watched a bit of DVD. As it so happens, we popped in an episode of&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?p=146\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}