{"id":5,"date":"2010-05-26T08:39:02","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T14:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laughingmonkey.org\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2010-05-26T08:39:02","modified_gmt":"2010-05-26T14:39:02","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?page_id=5","title":{"rendered":"About this monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A brief bio:<\/p>\n<p>I was born and raised in Memphis, Tennessee. I can&#8217;t say that I miss much from the deep south, save for thunderstorms, fireflies and really excellent barbecue.<\/p>\n<p>I went to college at the University of Tennessee, starting in architecture and soon moving to Civil Engineering. At the same time, I put myself through college with a variety of side jobs, working as a bouncer, a trolley car driver, a book store clerk, a copy editor, a tutor, a library clerk, and best of all, as a show carpenter. The theater department had all the best parties. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>So naturally, I ended up working in the computer industry. Go\u00a0figure.<\/p>\n<p>After school I went to San Diego (well, really a coastal bedroom community north, Encinitas) for a year and a half, working at a small software startup. From there I moved to the Silicon Valley and\u00a0took a short contract at Apple Computer. I did a year at a computer peripheral company, Radius, (where I was also the voice for the company phone tree, oddly enough) then went back to Apple for a very long\u00a0spell, the last half of that as an engineering manager for a fabulous team of software engineers.<\/p>\n<p>After ten plus years at Apple, I took a year and a half off to slack and recharge. I took 400+ hours of massage training. I did a three-month road trip across the US in a VW camper bus. I completed an accelerated pre-med program.<\/p>\n<p>After the break, I returned to Apple. Shortly thereafter I moved to Portland OR, where I worked (remotely) for the big fruit until Fall 2009. I decided to bail and head back to school, where I&#8217;m presently chasing a BS in Math.<\/p>\n<p>With my copious free time, he says with a snort, I enjoy hiking, road trips, bicycling, cooking and enjoying the local music and theater scene. And I sometimes tutor math\/physics\/engineering.<\/p>\n<p>I am unmarried and have no kids. And I&#8217;m perfectly happy about it. I think I&#8217;m allergic to white picket fences; I make a great boyfriend, but I&#8217;d be a lousy husband.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Why &#8220;laughing monkey&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>I think one of the more fucked up aspects of our species is that we think too much of ourselves. We like to pretend we&#8217;re some pinnacle of evolution, clearly unique and special in all of creation. We&#8217;d be a lot better off if we remembered we are just big, dumb monkeys. We&#8217;re barely one step removed from crapping in our hands and flinging poo at each other. We all need to take ourselves less seriously and remember that we&#8217;re just monkeys. Laughing monkeys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A brief bio: I was born and raised in Memphis, Tennessee. I can&#8217;t say that I miss much from the deep south, save for thunderstorms, fireflies and really excellent barbecue&#8230;. <a href=\"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/?page_id=5\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/laughingmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}